March 21, 2007

Searching for my Last Shaker of Salt

Disclaimer: Ok so this blog isn't about salt...Did you really think I would write a blog about salt...And it's not about margaritas either...Even Jimmy Buffet either...It's just been a long time since I've had a really off the wall title for one of my blogs...And I figured it was about time...Hmmm off the wall...maybe that would be a good title for a blog...But then I guess if you announce something as being off the wall it's not really off the wall...oh well.....

Yeah, all this quiet on new year's day...it's underway...I want to be with you night and day... nothing changes on new year's day...I don't know if I agree with that...I think a lot changes on New Year's day...under a blood red sky...crowd gathers...sounds to me like a lot is changing...We can break thru...I will begin again...but nothing changes...dude do you know what you are talking about?...probably not...hee hee hee... i will be with you again

I am the entertainer I know just where I stand...I am your champion...I won't be here in another year if I don't stay on the charts...ahh it's kinda funny to hear Billy Joel worrying about fans... Something about it is ironic...I don't remember faces...I don't remember names...After awhile it all becomes the same...Got to stay in line...Bills to be...Or is it lawsuits to pay off...It's been on the radio...took me years to write...I am the entertainer...the idol of my age...Someone has an ego...Get put in the discount rack like a dollar can of beans...I am the entertainer...

Winter's day...deep and dark december...gazing from my window...I am a rock...I am an island...I guess this is supposed to be one of those songs with a hidden deeper meaning...here we go...friendship causes pain..don't talk of love...it's sleeping in my memory...won't disturb it's slumber...ohhh no this dude has a problem he refuses to deal with it...that's not healthy...safe within my womb...I guess we all do it from time to time...an island never cries...

oooh mmmm mmmm Mama take this badge off of me I can't use it any more...Knocking on Heaven's door...Knocking on heaven's door...ok that's like the fifth time we get the point...Mama put my guns in the ground... I can't shoot them anymore... Long black cloud is coming down... Wow I never really listened to how depressing this song is

I've been looking for someone...out looking for something to ease the pain...who can you turn to.. hmmm sounds like this guy is asking for a rebound...I need somebody...everybody needs somebody...I guess he expects the body to be warm too...I'm so bad...Doesn't take long to realize it ain't worth fighting for...I need somebody...Somebody like you...doesn't take much to figure out what he's after huh? Another night...it's the distance that keeps us sane...we do it all again...

I saw a werewolf with a chinese food menu in his hand...aah ooh...werewolves of london... aah ooh... hear him howling around your kitchen door you better let him aah ooh...this song is so silly... i love it...of course i'm usually pretty silly...there's worse things to be... hairy gent... overheard in mayfair...I'd like to meet his tailor...ahh oohh....ahhh ooohh...Doing the werewolves of london...saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at trader nicks...ahhh oooh

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