Don't Ask Me Why?

Disclaimer: Like the title says don't ask...It's just way to occupy time. What can I say I guess I'm entertained easily.

Here we go...ummm ummm just a castway a man lost at sea. what was all that? Rescue me before I sent into dispair. I hope someone gets my message in a bottle. A year has passed since I wrote my note. I don't know about you but I would be going more than a than a little stir crazy. There's only so many coconuts and pineapples a chick can eat. I know I wouldn't be able to make it past the first hour on survivor. I'm sorry but I love food to much not to mention running water and a bed. Call me a Princess but I kinda like those things.

Hmmm I think I've done this one before but I love the song. Fat bottom girls you making the rocking world go round. There's something about a gay dude that's singing about wanting fat bottom girls that's funny. Maybe because you wouldn't get that kinda thing anymore. I've seen every blue eyed flousie on the way. You mean there aren't any brown and green eyed ones? To me that just seems a little, ummm biased. Maybe it's just me.

This should be good for a laugh...Puff Magic dragon lived by the sea and frolicked in the autumn mist. I used to love the cartoon when I was a kid...I think it would have been a lot more entertaining if I was stoned like the dudes in the song. A dragon lives forever not so little boys painted wings and giant rings make room for other toys. Ok I never realized how sad this song gets. I don't remember what happened in the fucking cartoon, I haven't since I was like six. I just remember the dragon was really cool.

Cool let's switch decades...Her hair is hallo gold, something about lips, she's got betty davis eyes, she's as pure snow. What a nice way to say frigid, I'm gonna have to remember that one. I wonder if that will work to turn off drunk dudes in the bar. She's got betty davis eyes. She'll tease you, you unease you. Is it me or does the chick singing sound a little envious perhaps?

Rock and Roll High school. I just wanna get some chicks. Rock Rock and Roll High school. Oh baby. Rock and Roll High School. What I love about the Ramones is how simple their lyrics are. Like I could sing the song, it still may not be in key though, lol

Ohh I love this song. I got a picture of your house, and you are standing by the door. It's black and white and fading fast. The memories are great they are really coming back. Heaven isn't too far away, i'm closer to it every day. I don't know what it is about this song, I think it's the only Warrant song that actually like. In fact I don't think I can remember any of their other songs. We'll find our way, yeah. The lights are going out along the blvd. I'm never giving up on your love. I guess it's the words, it's kinda sweet in a doofy kinda way. I don't think that's a word.

Out on the road for fourty days. Last night in Little Rock in a purple haze. We're an American Band, we come to your town, we help you party it down. For some reason this song reminds me of a Kiss type of song. I guess something about it reminds me of Rock and Roll all night. I guess it's 70's american rock band thing.

This is a funny song. I thought it mattered. We'll be singing. I knocked down but I get up again. whisky drink, vodka drink, a lager drink, a cider drink. I said I wanted one night to take a shot of everything that he mentions in the song, but I didn't realize he mentioned whiskey. Yuck whiskey is gross the only thing grosser than whiskey is gin. Oh and tequila shots. I can't do that stuff one shot, hurl, floor.