Here We Go Yet Again, It just keeps getting longer and longer

My Ideal Man, Revisited yet again
One of my guy friends recently made a list of his ideal women, so I decided to do the same for my ideal man. BTW - I've done the opposite attracts thing. Now it's time for the similarities last thing. I believe I have a lot of these qualities.

1. Honest 2. Sincere 3. Loyal 4. Faithful 5. Intelligent not an Intellectual snob 6. A little bit goofy 7. Funny 8. Upbeat 9. Down-to-earth 10. Has a sweet tooth. After all I have a mouth full of them, he should have a couple too. And besides he must be able to appreciate my chocolate chip cookies. 11. GETS ME 12. Able to express emotions 13. Willing to clean my messes in the kitchen. (See above, flour gets all over the place) 14. Talkative -Don't get me wrong, I understand that dudes want to come home and chill in front of the tv and stare at espn for awhile. 15. Can keep up with my drinking ( and not with bud and coors light. what's the point of drinking beer that tastes like piss.) Oh and put up with my bad singing too after I get drunk. Or even worse my sober singing. This may be the hardest one on the list I know. And also my frisky behavior after I've kicked back a few. 16. Secure enough to accept my adopted brothers. 17. Understands that a real man doesn't need to wear his machoness on his sleeve to be a real man. 18. Flexible - Is able to meet me halfway. Being able to compromise is very important. 19 Self-confident (Read: Not cocky) - He should be comfortable with himself, and enough to know how to approach me. 20. Encourages my underwear obesession, and doesn't pick on me that I spend too much on them. 21. Is a backdoor Man (duh!) Have you seen my ass. Oh and gets the reference to the song not my ass. 22. Has good hands - For massages you pervert, but for the other stuff it won't hurt either. 23. Likes to makes homemade pornos. I've never made one but I've always fantasied about it. 24. Appreciates the little things that I do. And does them himself for me. 25. Has a high level of energy. 26. Mature enough to not play headgames. 27. Romantic - I can't believe I left that one out before. 28. Fun loving but knows when it's time be serious. 29. Knows what 42 in my id references. There's nothing sexier than a handsome geek. 30. Can put up with my bad impressions and has a few himself. Maybe he might even have a few good ones. lol 31. Can pentrete my layers of ice and find my warm fuzzy patient side. Yes there is one. 32. Doesn't want a bitch and isn't an asshole. I've tried to be a bitch. It's just not in me. Therefore I want a guy who's not an asshole. And doesn't pretend to be one because he thinks it's cute. 33. We have chemistry. You know that whole movie look across the room deep looks kinda love. I know I'm a closet hopeless romantic. Please don't tell anyone. I have an image to protect. 34. Reads this whole list and still isn't intimated by dating me. I know there are 34 things on the list. When can I say this time around I've decided not to settle. And my ideal man wouldn't want to settle either. Hopefully he has list just as long that I fit. Also realizes when he reads it that it's him. Oh and he also doesn't pick on my terrible spelling and grammer.