Puff the Magic Dragon

I can't believe how long it's been since I've posted here. Perhaps I've just been lazy or just distracted. I know, I know I get distracted too easily. No I never did smoke pot. Alright I smoked it once, but I didn't inhale. Actually I'm serious I couldn't breathe the stuff in. I really did try too, I tried so hard that I choked. Perhaps you don't believe me because I can barely believe it. But I swear it's true, I sat there in my friend's car. I took a puff and I felt nothing. Then he told me I didn't inhale. So took another puff, so hard that I started choking still feeling nothing. I actually I did feel something, but it wasn't a high. So that's my experience with pot. How did we even get on this topic again?