My Ideal Man, Revisited yet again

One of my guy friends recently made a list of his ideal women, so I decided to do the same for my ideal man.

1. Honest 2. Sincere 3. Loyal 4. Faithful 5. Intelligent not an Intellectual snob 6. A little bit goofy 7. Funny 8. Upbeat 9. Down-to-earth 10. Has a sweet tooth. After all I have a mouth full of them, he should have a couple too. And besides he must be able to appreciate my chocolate chip cookies. 11. GETS ME 12. Able to express emotions 13. Willing to clean my messes in the kitchen. (See above, flour gets all over the place) 14. Talkative -Don't get me wrong, I understand that dudes want to come home and chill in front of the tv and stare at espn for awhile. 15. Can keep up with my drinking ( and not with bud and coors light. what's the point of drinking beer that tastes like piss.) Oh and put up with my bad singing too after I get drunk. This may be the hardest one on the list I know. And also my frisky behavior after I've kicked back a few. 16. Secure enough to accept my adopted brothers. 17. Understands that a real man doesn't need to wear his machoness on his sleeve to be a real man. 18. Flexible - Is able to meet me halfway. 19 Self-confident (Read: Not cocky) - He should be comfortable with himself, and enough to know how to approach me. 19. Encourages my underwear obesession, and doesn't pick on me that I spend too much on them. 20. Is a backdoor Man (duh!) Have you seen my ass. Oh and gets the reference to the song not my ass. Actually he should get the reference about my ass too. 21. Has good hands - For massages you pervert, but for the other stuff it won't hurt either. 22. Likes to makes homemade pornos. I've never made one but I've always fantasied about it. 23. Reads this whole list and still isn't intimated by dating me. Oh and he also doesn't pick on my terrible spelling and grammer.