Disclaimer: If you've been reading my blogs you've probably noticed that yesterday I created a new and improved ideal man list. And, yes I did decide not to add any new "fun" ones to list. In case you just flipped to the bottom of the long list. I know, I know karma's a bitch. Hey, don't kill the messenger. You've probably also noticed that I've been ranking items on the list in order of importance. Well, yesterday I noticed that with over 50 items that can become rather difficult. So I decided to divide in subcategories and than rank them in order. I know, I know what would I do if I actually had to work at work. And I know imagine if I actually put my organizing skills to something a little more useful (yes I know what you are fucking thinking). I know why silver instead of fucking red or purple, what does silver have to with love. Well it's not because of love, yes I know I'm getting better, I left off the dumbass. Law of attraction, maybe if I stop calling you one, you'll stop acting like one. Anyway here it goes, ideal man---dream, when you think of dreams you think of puffy clouds, at least I do, clouds have silver linings. I never said I was fucking logical. Yes, that could be one of characteristics on my list, but I've seen logical in it's extreme on several people and it can be quite scary, to someone as illogical as me thank you very much. If you notice my list has no requirements towards physical appearance. This is because inner beauty is more important than outer beauty. As I've gotten older I've become more beautiful, not because women age like fine wine, though that's true. But because I've discovered with time what a beautiful person I am on the inside and I've learned to trully love myself and it's finally starting to show through. The same would be true with anyone I'd love I'd see their inner beauty and they would be more beautiful to me, well I guess in this case handsome. BTW - Some of these qualities may still be works in progresss. There's no such thing as a complete person, if you are human you'd be constantly growing. I myself have a decent number of qualities, but they are still works in progress. As long as the big ones like honest, loyal and faithful are there it's all good. The rest can grow in time as long as the potential is there.
Ok here it goes. I decided to Personality first, instead of Relationship Values. I think in some ways it's because a lot of things on my list in the relationship requirements are more related to personality characteristics and values than to "experience". In the end I think it's what you are made of that's more important.
Personality
1. Honest and Sincere - We'll Duh there's a reason they say that honesty is the best policy. I let you in on a little secret. Women would give men a break more often they men realize. It's when they try to cover up their mistakes with lies that get them in trouble. Trust me if you admit when you are wrong you'll earn major brownie points. That's what seperates the men from the boys. Though I have to admit there are two things under no circumstance will I ever forgive. They are probably pretty obvious; cheating, and abusiveness (verbal and physical).
2. Trustworthy - If he's not someone that I trust to tell all my deepest darkest secrets to (not that I have that many. Let's face it I'm not too good at keeping things to myself. My biggest problem is that I have no shame. I tell everyone everything)
3. Faithful, Loyal and Dependable - It's important that the person that I'm with is there for the good times and the bad. I'm an incredibly loyal person, I expect the same from anyone that I date. And yes if you abuse it I recommend you start running quickly. Well I think this one is pretty obvious nobody wants to date a cheater. I've never cheated. That's one of things I learned from my ex. If I didn't cheat on him I'd never cheat on anyone.
4. Down To Earth - I may joke that I'm named after a Princess, but I must be honest I'm probably about as far from a Princess you can get. It's kinda ironic that I joke around about that because Prissy Princesses made my elementary school experiences horrid. In the second grade, I used to jump rope with the geeky boys that got picked last in sports. Therefore, I don't want to date a princess. Any dude I date must be cool with hanging out in a dive bar with peanuts on the floor and shooting a few rounds pool wearing jeans and sneakers. Actually usually I'll throw on a pair of heels. Guess what that's where the Back Fence Test comes into play.
5. Upbeat - He must have a positive attitude and a high level of energy. He must be an engenizer bunny like me.
6. Funny - He should have a good sense of humor, and how to make me laugh. And appreciate my corny jokes and wacky sense of humor.
7. Intelligent not an intellectual snob - Brains are important but they are not everything you shouldn't look down on other people. There's nothing worse than someone who belittles someone else.
8. Talkative - I understand guys like to chill in front of the tube and watch ESPN, when they first come home. But I love to run my mouth and I need to be with someone that will put up with it.
9. A little bit goofy ok maybe more than a little - This relates to the similarities last thing, of all the Disney Characters I relate best to Goofy. Lets face I'm a klutz. I am the chick who tripped over her own foot playing kickball in fourth grade and knocked out a tooth. And besides there are some pretty stupid things that come out of my mouth.
10. Knows what book 42 comes from - Yes I'm a geek. He should be a little geekier. Sorry I just can't be the bigger geek. It's a ego thing. Besides there is nothing sexier than a handsome geek.
11. Can put up my bad impressions and has a few himself (See the goofy thing above)
12. A little boyish charm - I can't quite explain it. I think it has to with liking goofness and bad impresions. Let's face it they kinda are boyish. And besides I can be quite childlike at times, he may need to be a little childlike himself to put up with it.
Personal Self/Beliefs
1. Passionate about Life - He must love being alive and jumping out bed every morning. Especially when he has someone as special as me in his life.
2. Self-respect - I've learned how important it is to be treated with respect in a relationship, and expect whoever I with to understand that too. I don't want to be with a doormat.
3. Self-Confidence - Read not cocky. He should be comfortable enough to approach me. I'm not that hard to talk to. See above: Down to earth.
4. Knows the importance of self-development. You are never gonna get anywhere in life if you are not constantly growing mentally and emotionally.
5. Comfortable with himself - A guy should be comfortable with himself. I don't want to be with someone who wants to pretend to be someone else. It's one thing for a man to have all the qualities on this list, but another for him to use them. I'm mature enough to look behind the outside on a guy and see the man on the inside, but it's not do me or him any good if he cannot see it himself. This for those nice guys that pretend they are assholes, because they think that's what all women want. Sorry but only immature girls that want assholes, real women have enough self-respect to wait for a nice guy.
6. High Integrity - I want to be with someone that sticks to their guns. When I believe in something or someone I stick to it/them thru thick and thin. I expect the same from anyone that I would have a relationship with.
7. The ability to Forgive - We all make mistakes from time to time. He may need the ability to look past some of the stupid things I say. One of my friends refers to them as backhanded compliments. And I'm sure he'll do some stupid things I'll have to look past. That's what a relationship is give and take.
8. Humble and Modest - I guess this may be another way of saying down to earth. But I figure it can't hurt to have it twice. Basically what this means is that his feet are planted firmly on the ground. Arogance doesn't impress me much.
9. Has a high level of energy - I'm like the energizer bunny, so anyone I date should be able to keep up with me.
10. Handles Stress with ease - I think this is pretty self-explanatory. Life is too short to get stressed out over the small stuff.
11. Patience - Can we say duh yet again? Who wants to be with someone that's impatient. When they say patience is a virtue, whoever they are is right.
12. Has control of his temper - Let's face it angry people aren't fun.
13. Understands that a Real Man doesn't have to be a Macho Man- This is probably pretty self-explanatory. A real man doesn't always have to prove his masculinity every minute of the day. Manhood is not defined by how much money you make, what car you drive or how many women he's slept with. It's what on the inside that counts.
14. He's not an asshole - Here's that hopeless romantic side of me again. I believe that there's still a nice guy out there for me. Maybe I've seen too many cheesy romance movies but I still have hope that the nice guy/girl doesn't always have to finish last.
15. Understands that money is important but doesn't see the value of flashing it around.
16. Good Communicator - Another Duh! Who wants someone with bad communication skills. It's very important for someone to be able to talk and express themselves to have a relationship that works.
17. Is an optimistic realist - Another words he lives in the real world, not a fantasy world. But at the same time he sees things through rose colored glasses.
When in a Relationship
1. GETS ME - I guess what that means is a strong connection. You know one of those couples that can communicate without talking, you know can exchange a conversation with a few glances. I've always wanted to have a relationship with that type of connection with someone, and never have... You know chemistry, I think it's one of the most important parts of a relationship. Without it a relationship is doomed from start.
2. Capable of Interdependency in a relationship - Let's face it's the best of both worlds: dependant and independant.
3. Encourages me to be a better person and better myself - Do I really need to explain this doesn't everyone want this?
4. Open-minded - He must be willing to try things that I'm interested in once in awhile even if he hates it. If I can put up with his sports games, he can put with whatever silly interests I have, too. Maybe we can even find a silly one we'll both share.
5. Courteous and Respectful - Another one that doesn't everyone want? It's one of those things that goes both ways. I can't believe I left this one out the three or four times I wrote this list.
6. Accepts me as I am - If you trully love a person you like them as they are and you don't want to change a thing about them. I don't want to be with someone that I want to change either.
7. He's a gentleman - Ok I'm a modern woman but it's still nice to have a man who opens doors and helps you put your coat on. It's about respect and it's little things that add up. I never realized before I was such a traditionalist. I guess underneath all I'm a hopeless romantic.
8. Good Listener - Not only is being talkative important but so listening. Otherwise it's just nothing more than a one way conversation.
9. Handles conflicts well - Who wants to be with someone that can't handle conflict?
10. Able to Express Emotions - It's important in relationship for the person to be express how they feel. Just like a man is not a mind reader neither is a woman.
11. Flexible - For any long term relationship to work it's important for both people to compromise. If not the relationship just won't work.
12. Romantic - Do I really need to explain? Just in case. A man should understand the value of romance in a relationship. And I don't mean buying overpriced roses. I mean the little gestures like remembering the little things like surprising me with one of my many favorite sweet treats, or a foot massages.
13. Knows how to find my warm fuzzy side - I guess this is a continuation of the last one. He'll have to go through layers of ice, regrettably. Yes there is a very warm fuzzy hopeless romantic in here. Yeah I hate to admit but I'm a closet hopeless romantic. Please don't tell anyone, I have a reputation to protect.
14. Likes to be spoiled and spoils more in return - And talking about the little things like back rubs and making their favorite meal. Many people forget that the little things add up, I don't and I can't be with someone that doesn't feel the same way.
15. Can handle my adopted family members - I've always been able to relate more with dudes than chicks so any man I'm with will able to accept that. It does go both ways too.
Goals And Dreams
1. Believes in the importance of Freedom both personal and financial. They are two of my biggest goals in life. Anyone that I would have a significant relationship with would have those goals too.
2. Dreams Big- He must be ambitious and have definite goals. He must have lofty dreams like me. If you can't be able to dream what do you have to live for. He must think there are better things to do in this world than become a couch potato.
3. Dedicated and Ambitious - I think this has been said before too, but again it doesn't hurt to repetitive. I respect someone who has ambition and goals in life and believes they can be successful.
Personal Values/Interests/ETC
1. Good Personal Hygenie - Ummm Duh, nobody wants to date someone that smells like the creature that's been stinking up the A train.
2. Understands the importance of culture. Enjoys art museums, plays and musicals, and music. Just imagine how empty this world would be without that stuff. If we want to encourage it's growth, we must support it.
3. Treat my family the way you expect me to treat yours -- Duh if you can't give my family respect I'm not gonna give any to yours. I know they are pains in the ass, in fact I'm the person to say it. But if you feel free to talk about mine, in fact I really don't care if you do, they do a lot to deserve it. But expect to hear me talk about yours when they are wrong, too. Turn around is fair play.
4. Is somewhat of history buff, we must learn from the past otherwise we are doomed to repeat it.
5. Likes To Clean - Someone is gonna have to clean up my messes in the Kitchen. After all, I'm not always so good at it. You know that whole ying and yang thingie.
6. Has a sweet tooth - I have a mouth full of them, he should have a few too. Besides he should appreciate my homemade chocolate chip cookies.
7. Loves to travel --Both here and overseas. I've always wanted to drive cross country. Actually I'd love to just throw a couple of bags in the trunk and hit the open road with no destination in mind. To me that's just ultimate freedom. Overseas obviously the usual Europe (Italy, France, England, Scotland, Holland, yadda, yadda,yadda), Australia, New Zealand (Yes, the Lord of the Rings did inspire me to wanna go there, but who could see the scenery in that movie and not want to go there), the usual Caribbean beaches, hmmm I think I need something more exotic. I'll have to come up with something.
8. Has a spiritual side to him, but not's religous.
9. Believes that there should be places where nature should be left alone and appreciated. Humans weren't put on this planet to destroy and deplete all it's resources. Wow did I just write that, I'm starting to learn a lot about myself.
10. Can keep up with my drinking (and not with piss tasting beer like Coors and buds) and deal with my drunk singing. Oh and my friskness.
11. Knows how to fix things or how to call to call someone who can -- Do I really need to explain this? If you can't fix it be man enough to call someone that can.
12. Like me is tired of opposites attract and is looking for a similarities last thing. In other words he's looking for someone that has a lot of these things too.
13. Reads this whole list and still isn't intimated by dating me. I know it's long. When can I say this time around I've decided not to settle. And my ideal man wouldn't want to settle either. Hopefully he has list just as long that I fit. Also realizes when he reads it that it's him. Oh and he also doesn't pick on my terrible spelling and grammer.
Optional Upgrades - Wouldn't it be cool if we could factory order new boyfriends like new cars. You know factory build with optional additional features. Unlike the other section section these are just as I think of them. I'm weird, I know I've been told, but then again what exactly is normal?
1. Beach house complete with tiki bar, huge deck, jacuzzi, and outdoor pool table.
2. Likes to play pool ---Is that a surprise after #1
3. Likes to share sunsets with someone special ---again is that a surprise after #1.
4. A house along a lake wouldn't hurt either like in Maine or Vermont couldn't either.
5. Appreciates the little things like feeding the ducks, shouldn't be a surprise after number 4. Besides they are so cute and fuzzy.
February 28, 2007
February 27, 2007
My New and Improved List
Disclaimer: I know, I know this just keeps getting longer. Well it's the only way it's gonna go, it's certainly not gonna get any shorter. Hey I'm a rare treasure in this world, and I want someone who is too. And yes they are still ranked in order of importance. And yes the Back Fence test still does apply. And it's not the test because of the music, having similar music interests isn't that important. And no I'm telling you whether or not I've added any new dirty ones. You'd just flip to bottom if I told you. And yes I hear you red is color of love, but purple is the color of passion, and you need passion for love to be fun.
1. Honest and Sincere - We'll Duh there's a reason they say that honesty is the best policy. I let you in on a little secret. Women would give men a break more often they men realize. It's when they try to cover up their mistakes with lies that get them in trouble. Trust me if you admit when you are wrong you'll earn major brownie points. That's what seperates the men from the boys. Though I have to admit there are two things under no circumstance will I ever forgive. They are probably pretty obvious; cheating, and abusiveness (verbal and physical).
2. Trustworthy - If he's not someone that I trust to tell all my deepest darkest secrets to (not that I have that many. Let's face it I'm not too good at keeping things to myself. My biggest problem is that I have no shame. I tell everyone everything)
3. Loyal and dependable - It's important that the person that I'm with is there for the good times and the bad. I'm an incredibly loyal person, I expect the same from anyone that I date. And yes if you abuse it I recommend you start running quickly.
4. Faithful - Well I think this one is pretty obvious nobody wants to date a cheater. I've never cheated. That's one of things I learned from my ex. If I didn't cheat on him I'd never cheat on anyone.
5. GETS ME - I guess what that means is a strong connection. You know one of those couples that can communicate without talking, you know can exchange a conversation with a few glances. I've always wanted to have a relationship with that type of connection with someone, and never have... You know chemistry, I think it's one of the most important parts of a relationship. Without it a relationship is doomed from start.
6.Open-minded - He must be willing to try things that I'm interested in once in awhile even if he hates it. If I can put up with his sports games, he can put with whatever silly interests I have, too. Maybe we can even find a silly one we'll both share.
7. Down To Earth - I may joke that I'm named after a Princess, but I must be honest I'm probably about as far from a Princess you can get. It's kinda ironic that I joke around about that because Prissy Princesses made my elementary school experiences horrid. In the second grade, I used to jump rope with the geeky boys that got picked last in sports. Therefore, I don't want to date a princess. Any dude I date must be cool with hanging out in a dive bar with peanuts on the floor and shooting a few rounds pool wearing jeans and sneakers. Actually usually I'll throw on a pair of heels. Guess what that's where the Back Fence Test comes into play.
8. Upbeat - He must have a positive attitude and a high level of energy. He must be an engenizer bunny like me.
9. Passionate about Life - He must love being alive and jumping out bed every morning. Especially when he has someone as special as me in his life.
10. Self-respect - I've learned how important it is to be treated with respect in a relationship, and expect whoever I with to understand that too. I don't want to be with a doormat.
11. Self-Confidence - Read not cocky. He should be comfortable enough to approach me. I'm not that hard to talk to. See above: Down to earth.
12. Encourages me to be a better person and better myself - Do I really need to explain this doesn't everyone want this?
13. Courteous and Respectful - Another one that doesn't everyone what? It's one of those things that goes both ways. I can't believe I left this one out the three or four times I wrote this list.
14. Accepts me as I am - If you trully love a person you like them as they are and you don't want to change a thing about them. I don't want to be with someone that I want to change either.
15. Believes in the importance of Freedom both personal and financial. They are two of my biggest goals in life. Anyone that I would have a significant relationship with would have those goals too.
16. Knows the importance of self-development. You are never gonna get anywhere in life if you are not constantly growing mentally and emotionally.
17. Dreams Big- He must be ambitious and have definite goals. He must have lofty dreams like me. If you can't be able to dream what do you have to live for. He must think there are better things to do in this world than become a couch potato
18. Comfortable with himself - A guy should be comfortable with himself. I don't want to be with someone who wants to pretend to be someone else. It's one thing for a man to have all the qualities on this list, but another for him to use them. I'm mature enough to look behind the outside on a guy and see the man on the inside, but it's not do me or him any good if he cannot see it himself. This for those nice guys that pretend they are assholes, because they think that's what all women want. Sorry but only immature girls that want assholes, real women have enough self-respect to wait for a nice guy.
19 High Integrity - I want to be with someone that sticks to their guns. When I believe in something or someone I stick to it/them thru thick and thin. I expect the same from anyone that I would have a relationship with.
20. Humble and Modest - I guess this may be another way of saying down to earth. But I figure it can't hurt to have it twice. Basically what this means is that his feet are planted firmly on the ground. Arogance doesn't impress me much.
21. Dedicated and Ambitious - I think this has been said before too, but again it doesn't hurt to repetitive. I respect someone who has ambition and goals in life and believes they can be successful.
22. He's a gentleman - Ok I'm a modern woman but it's still nice to have a man who opens doors and helps you put your coat on. It's about respect and it's little things that add up. I never realized before I was such a traditionalist. I guess underneath all I'm a hopeless romantic.
23. Funny - He should have a good sense of humor, and how to make me laugh. And appreciate my corny jokes and wacky sense of humor.
24. Has a high level of energy - I'm like the energizer bunny, so anyone I date should be able to keep up with me.
25.Intelligent not an intellectual snob - Brains are important but they are not everything you shouldn't look down on other people. There's nothing worse than someone who belittles someone else.
26. Talkative - I understand guys like to chill in front of the tube and watch ESPN, when they first come home. But I love to run my mouth and I need to be with someone that will put up with it.
27. Good Listener - Not only is being talkative important but so listening. Otherwise it's just nothing more than a one way conversation.
28. Handles conflicts well - Who wants to be with someone that can't handle conflict?
29. Able to Express Emotions - It's important in relationship for the person to be express how they feel. Just like a man is not a mind reader neither is a woman.
30. Handles Stress with ease - I think this is pretty self-explanatory. Life is too short to get stressed out over the small stuff.
31. Mature Enough Not to Play Head Games - It doesn't have to do with age it's maturity. I'm tired of 31 year old men who act like they are 13. I know 19 year old dudes who act more mature. 'Nough Said, I'm not gonna write a lecture here.
32. Flexible - For any long term relationship to work it's important for both people to compromise. If not the relationship just won't work.
33. Patience - Can we say duh yet again? Who wants to be with someone that's impatient. When they say patience is a virtue, whoever they are is right.
34. Capable of Interdependency in a relationship - Let's face it's the best of both worlds: dependant and independant.
35. Has control of his temper - Let's face it angry people aren't fun.
36. Understands that a Real Man doesn't have to be a Macho Man- This is probably pretty self-explanatory. A real man doesn't always have to prove his masculinity every minute of the day. Manhood is not defined by how much money you make, what car you drive or how many women he's slept with. It's what on the inside that counts.
37. A little bit goofy ok maybe more than a little - This relates to the similarities last thing, of all the Disney Characters I relate best to Goofy. Lets face I'm a klutz. I am the chick who tripped over her own foot playing kickball in fourth grade and knocked out a tooth. And besides there are some pretty stupid things that come out of my mouth.
38. Romantic - Do I really need to explain? Just in case. A man should understand the value of romance in a relationship. And I don't mean buying overpriced roses. I mean the little gestures like remembering the little things like surprising me with one of my many favorite sweet treats, or a foot massages.
39. Knows how to find my warm fuzzy side - I guess this is a continuation of the last one. He'll have to go through layers of ice, regrettably. Yes there is a very warm fuzzy hopeless romantic in here. Yeah I hate to admit but I'm a closet hopeless romantic. Please don't tell anyone, I have a reputation to protect.
40. He's not an asshole - Here's that hopeless romantic side of me again. I believe that there's still a nice guy out there for me. Maybe I've seen too many cheesy romance movies but I still have hope that the nice guy/girl doesn't always have to finish last.
41. Understands that money is important but doesn't see the value of flashing it around.
42. Good Communicator - Another Duh! Who wants someone with bad communication skills. It's very important for someone to be able to talk and express themselves to have a relationship that works.
43. Is an optimistic realist - Another words he lives in the real world, not a fantasy world. But at the same time he sees things through rose colored glasses.
44. Likes to be spoiled and spoils more in return - And talking about the little things like back rubs and making their favorite meal. Many people forget that the little things add up, I don't and I can't be with someone that doesn't feel the same way.
45. Has a sweet tooth - I have a mouth full of them, he should have a few too. Besides he should appreciate my homemade chocolate chip cookies.
46. Willing to clean up my messes in the kitchen - (See above flour gets all over the place) BTW - I make more than just cookies, he should appreciate a woman that likes to cook.
47. Can handle my adopted family members - I've always been able to relate more with dudes than chicks so any man I'm with will able to accept that. It does go both ways too.
48. Knows what book 42 comes from - Yes I'm a geek. He should be a little geekier. Sorry I just can't be the bigger geek. It's a ego thing. Besides there is nothing sexier than a handsome geek.
49. Can put up my bad impressions and has a few himself (See the goofy thing above)
50. Treat my family the way you expect me to treat yours -- Duh if you can't give my family respect I'm not gonna give any to yours. I know they are pains in the ass, in fact I'm the person to say it. But if you feel free to talk about mine, in fact I really don't care if you do, they do a lot to deserve it. But expect to hear me talk about yours when they are wrong, too. Turn around is fair play.
51. Understands the importance of culture. Enjoys art museums, plays and musicals, and music. I enjoy these kinds of things and it would be cool if my significant other did, too.
52. Is somewhat of history buff, we must learn from the past otherwise we are doomed to repeat it.
53. Can keep up with my drinking (and not with piss tasting beer like Coors and buds) and deal with my drunk singing. I know I saved one of the hardest ones for last.
54. Loves to travel --Both here and overseas. I've always wanted to drive cross country. Actually I'd love to just throw a couple of bags in the trunk and hit the open road with no destination in mind. To me that's just ultimate freedom. Overseas obviously the usual Europe (Italy, France, England, Scotland, Holland, yadda, yadda,yadda), Australia, New Zealand (Yes, the Lord of the Rings did inspire me to wanna go there, but who could see the scenery in that movie and not want to go there), the usual Caribbean beaches, hmmm I think I need something more exotic. I'll have to come up with something.
55. Knows how to fix things or how to call to call someone who can -- Do I really need to explain this? If you can't fix it be man enough to call someone that can.
56. Like me is tired of opposites attract and is looking for a similarities last thing. In other words he's looking for someone that has a lot of these things too.
57. Reads this whole list and still isn't intimated by dating me. I know it's long. When can I say this time around I've decided not to settle. And my ideal man wouldn't want to settle either. Hopefully he has list just as long that I fit. Also realizes when he reads it that it's him. Oh and he also doesn't pick on my terrible spelling and grammer.
Now it's time for the fun part... Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me Just like the other list they are in order
1. Loves to make out. I love to kiss and trust me I'm good at it. I expect anyone I'm in a relationship with to feel the same way
2. Encourages my underwear obsession. Does pick on how much I spend on them. 3. Is a Backdoor Man...Duh have you seen my ass. ( And knows which song it is a reference to and who sings it).
4. Has good hands for massages and even naughtier stuff.
5. A good tongue is even better.
6. Likes to make homemade porno. I've never made one but I've always fantasied about it.
7. Shower...You...Me...'Nough Said.
8. Can handle my frisky behavior when I drink.
9. Enjoys sex on places besides a bed and the shower, preferably in public. Nothing like the thrill of quickie when you may get caught.
10.Likes the woman to climb on top...Duh
11. One word...Blindfolds
12. Has a few cherries I can pop. You can pop some of mine too.
13. Knows exactly how to make me purr and moan.
14. Knows the best way to wake me up in the morning and oh in the middle of the night, too.
15. Loves chocolate in bed
16. Two words... Massage oil
17. Secure enough to buy his favorite lingerie in Victoria Secret or even better Frederick's of Hollywood so I can wear for him. Hell, I'll even let get away with ordering it online.
18. Believes 69 is his lucky number.
1. Honest and Sincere - We'll Duh there's a reason they say that honesty is the best policy. I let you in on a little secret. Women would give men a break more often they men realize. It's when they try to cover up their mistakes with lies that get them in trouble. Trust me if you admit when you are wrong you'll earn major brownie points. That's what seperates the men from the boys. Though I have to admit there are two things under no circumstance will I ever forgive. They are probably pretty obvious; cheating, and abusiveness (verbal and physical).
2. Trustworthy - If he's not someone that I trust to tell all my deepest darkest secrets to (not that I have that many. Let's face it I'm not too good at keeping things to myself. My biggest problem is that I have no shame. I tell everyone everything)
3. Loyal and dependable - It's important that the person that I'm with is there for the good times and the bad. I'm an incredibly loyal person, I expect the same from anyone that I date. And yes if you abuse it I recommend you start running quickly.
4. Faithful - Well I think this one is pretty obvious nobody wants to date a cheater. I've never cheated. That's one of things I learned from my ex. If I didn't cheat on him I'd never cheat on anyone.
5. GETS ME - I guess what that means is a strong connection. You know one of those couples that can communicate without talking, you know can exchange a conversation with a few glances. I've always wanted to have a relationship with that type of connection with someone, and never have... You know chemistry, I think it's one of the most important parts of a relationship. Without it a relationship is doomed from start.
6.Open-minded - He must be willing to try things that I'm interested in once in awhile even if he hates it. If I can put up with his sports games, he can put with whatever silly interests I have, too. Maybe we can even find a silly one we'll both share.
7. Down To Earth - I may joke that I'm named after a Princess, but I must be honest I'm probably about as far from a Princess you can get. It's kinda ironic that I joke around about that because Prissy Princesses made my elementary school experiences horrid. In the second grade, I used to jump rope with the geeky boys that got picked last in sports. Therefore, I don't want to date a princess. Any dude I date must be cool with hanging out in a dive bar with peanuts on the floor and shooting a few rounds pool wearing jeans and sneakers. Actually usually I'll throw on a pair of heels. Guess what that's where the Back Fence Test comes into play.
8. Upbeat - He must have a positive attitude and a high level of energy. He must be an engenizer bunny like me.
9. Passionate about Life - He must love being alive and jumping out bed every morning. Especially when he has someone as special as me in his life.
10. Self-respect - I've learned how important it is to be treated with respect in a relationship, and expect whoever I with to understand that too. I don't want to be with a doormat.
11. Self-Confidence - Read not cocky. He should be comfortable enough to approach me. I'm not that hard to talk to. See above: Down to earth.
12. Encourages me to be a better person and better myself - Do I really need to explain this doesn't everyone want this?
13. Courteous and Respectful - Another one that doesn't everyone what? It's one of those things that goes both ways. I can't believe I left this one out the three or four times I wrote this list.
14. Accepts me as I am - If you trully love a person you like them as they are and you don't want to change a thing about them. I don't want to be with someone that I want to change either.
15. Believes in the importance of Freedom both personal and financial. They are two of my biggest goals in life. Anyone that I would have a significant relationship with would have those goals too.
16. Knows the importance of self-development. You are never gonna get anywhere in life if you are not constantly growing mentally and emotionally.
17. Dreams Big- He must be ambitious and have definite goals. He must have lofty dreams like me. If you can't be able to dream what do you have to live for. He must think there are better things to do in this world than become a couch potato
18. Comfortable with himself - A guy should be comfortable with himself. I don't want to be with someone who wants to pretend to be someone else. It's one thing for a man to have all the qualities on this list, but another for him to use them. I'm mature enough to look behind the outside on a guy and see the man on the inside, but it's not do me or him any good if he cannot see it himself. This for those nice guys that pretend they are assholes, because they think that's what all women want. Sorry but only immature girls that want assholes, real women have enough self-respect to wait for a nice guy.
19 High Integrity - I want to be with someone that sticks to their guns. When I believe in something or someone I stick to it/them thru thick and thin. I expect the same from anyone that I would have a relationship with.
20. Humble and Modest - I guess this may be another way of saying down to earth. But I figure it can't hurt to have it twice. Basically what this means is that his feet are planted firmly on the ground. Arogance doesn't impress me much.
21. Dedicated and Ambitious - I think this has been said before too, but again it doesn't hurt to repetitive. I respect someone who has ambition and goals in life and believes they can be successful.
22. He's a gentleman - Ok I'm a modern woman but it's still nice to have a man who opens doors and helps you put your coat on. It's about respect and it's little things that add up. I never realized before I was such a traditionalist. I guess underneath all I'm a hopeless romantic.
23. Funny - He should have a good sense of humor, and how to make me laugh. And appreciate my corny jokes and wacky sense of humor.
24. Has a high level of energy - I'm like the energizer bunny, so anyone I date should be able to keep up with me.
25.Intelligent not an intellectual snob - Brains are important but they are not everything you shouldn't look down on other people. There's nothing worse than someone who belittles someone else.
26. Talkative - I understand guys like to chill in front of the tube and watch ESPN, when they first come home. But I love to run my mouth and I need to be with someone that will put up with it.
27. Good Listener - Not only is being talkative important but so listening. Otherwise it's just nothing more than a one way conversation.
28. Handles conflicts well - Who wants to be with someone that can't handle conflict?
29. Able to Express Emotions - It's important in relationship for the person to be express how they feel. Just like a man is not a mind reader neither is a woman.
30. Handles Stress with ease - I think this is pretty self-explanatory. Life is too short to get stressed out over the small stuff.
31. Mature Enough Not to Play Head Games - It doesn't have to do with age it's maturity. I'm tired of 31 year old men who act like they are 13. I know 19 year old dudes who act more mature. 'Nough Said, I'm not gonna write a lecture here.
32. Flexible - For any long term relationship to work it's important for both people to compromise. If not the relationship just won't work.
33. Patience - Can we say duh yet again? Who wants to be with someone that's impatient. When they say patience is a virtue, whoever they are is right.
34. Capable of Interdependency in a relationship - Let's face it's the best of both worlds: dependant and independant.
35. Has control of his temper - Let's face it angry people aren't fun.
36. Understands that a Real Man doesn't have to be a Macho Man- This is probably pretty self-explanatory. A real man doesn't always have to prove his masculinity every minute of the day. Manhood is not defined by how much money you make, what car you drive or how many women he's slept with. It's what on the inside that counts.
37. A little bit goofy ok maybe more than a little - This relates to the similarities last thing, of all the Disney Characters I relate best to Goofy. Lets face I'm a klutz. I am the chick who tripped over her own foot playing kickball in fourth grade and knocked out a tooth. And besides there are some pretty stupid things that come out of my mouth.
38. Romantic - Do I really need to explain? Just in case. A man should understand the value of romance in a relationship. And I don't mean buying overpriced roses. I mean the little gestures like remembering the little things like surprising me with one of my many favorite sweet treats, or a foot massages.
39. Knows how to find my warm fuzzy side - I guess this is a continuation of the last one. He'll have to go through layers of ice, regrettably. Yes there is a very warm fuzzy hopeless romantic in here. Yeah I hate to admit but I'm a closet hopeless romantic. Please don't tell anyone, I have a reputation to protect.
40. He's not an asshole - Here's that hopeless romantic side of me again. I believe that there's still a nice guy out there for me. Maybe I've seen too many cheesy romance movies but I still have hope that the nice guy/girl doesn't always have to finish last.
41. Understands that money is important but doesn't see the value of flashing it around.
42. Good Communicator - Another Duh! Who wants someone with bad communication skills. It's very important for someone to be able to talk and express themselves to have a relationship that works.
43. Is an optimistic realist - Another words he lives in the real world, not a fantasy world. But at the same time he sees things through rose colored glasses.
44. Likes to be spoiled and spoils more in return - And talking about the little things like back rubs and making their favorite meal. Many people forget that the little things add up, I don't and I can't be with someone that doesn't feel the same way.
45. Has a sweet tooth - I have a mouth full of them, he should have a few too. Besides he should appreciate my homemade chocolate chip cookies.
46. Willing to clean up my messes in the kitchen - (See above flour gets all over the place) BTW - I make more than just cookies, he should appreciate a woman that likes to cook.
47. Can handle my adopted family members - I've always been able to relate more with dudes than chicks so any man I'm with will able to accept that. It does go both ways too.
48. Knows what book 42 comes from - Yes I'm a geek. He should be a little geekier. Sorry I just can't be the bigger geek. It's a ego thing. Besides there is nothing sexier than a handsome geek.
49. Can put up my bad impressions and has a few himself (See the goofy thing above)
50. Treat my family the way you expect me to treat yours -- Duh if you can't give my family respect I'm not gonna give any to yours. I know they are pains in the ass, in fact I'm the person to say it. But if you feel free to talk about mine, in fact I really don't care if you do, they do a lot to deserve it. But expect to hear me talk about yours when they are wrong, too. Turn around is fair play.
51. Understands the importance of culture. Enjoys art museums, plays and musicals, and music. I enjoy these kinds of things and it would be cool if my significant other did, too.
52. Is somewhat of history buff, we must learn from the past otherwise we are doomed to repeat it.
53. Can keep up with my drinking (and not with piss tasting beer like Coors and buds) and deal with my drunk singing. I know I saved one of the hardest ones for last.
54. Loves to travel --Both here and overseas. I've always wanted to drive cross country. Actually I'd love to just throw a couple of bags in the trunk and hit the open road with no destination in mind. To me that's just ultimate freedom. Overseas obviously the usual Europe (Italy, France, England, Scotland, Holland, yadda, yadda,yadda), Australia, New Zealand (Yes, the Lord of the Rings did inspire me to wanna go there, but who could see the scenery in that movie and not want to go there), the usual Caribbean beaches, hmmm I think I need something more exotic. I'll have to come up with something.
55. Knows how to fix things or how to call to call someone who can -- Do I really need to explain this? If you can't fix it be man enough to call someone that can.
56. Like me is tired of opposites attract and is looking for a similarities last thing. In other words he's looking for someone that has a lot of these things too.
57. Reads this whole list and still isn't intimated by dating me. I know it's long. When can I say this time around I've decided not to settle. And my ideal man wouldn't want to settle either. Hopefully he has list just as long that I fit. Also realizes when he reads it that it's him. Oh and he also doesn't pick on my terrible spelling and grammer.
Now it's time for the fun part... Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me Just like the other list they are in order
1. Loves to make out. I love to kiss and trust me I'm good at it. I expect anyone I'm in a relationship with to feel the same way
2. Encourages my underwear obsession. Does pick on how much I spend on them. 3. Is a Backdoor Man...Duh have you seen my ass. ( And knows which song it is a reference to and who sings it).
4. Has good hands for massages and even naughtier stuff.
5. A good tongue is even better.
6. Likes to make homemade porno. I've never made one but I've always fantasied about it.
7. Shower...You...Me...'Nough Said.
8. Can handle my frisky behavior when I drink.
9. Enjoys sex on places besides a bed and the shower, preferably in public. Nothing like the thrill of quickie when you may get caught.
10.Likes the woman to climb on top...Duh
11. One word...Blindfolds
12. Has a few cherries I can pop. You can pop some of mine too.
13. Knows exactly how to make me purr and moan.
14. Knows the best way to wake me up in the morning and oh in the middle of the night, too.
15. Loves chocolate in bed
16. Two words... Massage oil
17. Secure enough to buy his favorite lingerie in Victoria Secret or even better Frederick's of Hollywood so I can wear for him. Hell, I'll even let get away with ordering it online.
18. Believes 69 is his lucky number.
How About No Title for A Change
It seems that I've really started to run out of things to blog about, I've even gotten bored of blogging about songs that come onto my lauchcast station. And let's face it, that's not a very exciting thing to blog about. I could post silly little quizzes and surveys on this website, but after all that's what I have myspace for. For some reason I want this blog to have a higher standard than that. And after awhile blogging about dating, while has started to annoy even me. How long can one chick complain about perverts and assholes on dating websites before she sounds like nothing more than a whiny bitch even to herself. And why should I blog about work, I blog to something other than work, so why would I blog about it. As far as deep thought provoking blogs that I sometimes write, well quite frankly a lot of times they make head hurt. So I could only imagine how it must make some poor shmuck out there internet la la land's head hurt.
Needless to say that does leave much to blog about. I don't know about you, but this blog talking about trying to find something to blog about is accomplishing nothing more than giving me a headache. Maybe it's just from the cold that still recovering from. I guess I could blog about that, but that would be the most boring blog ever. Maybe I could blog about hot firemen or other sexual fantasies but that will accomplish nothing more than make me horny. And getting horny while at work, well that's never a good thing. Unless you work as a prostitute, escort, stripper or exotic dancer. Ooh that reminds me I was supposed to plan a girl's night going to Chippendale's, can you believe one of my married friend's said that was too boring because all you can do is look. Can we say things that make you go hmmmm?
Needless to say that does leave much to blog about. I don't know about you, but this blog talking about trying to find something to blog about is accomplishing nothing more than giving me a headache. Maybe it's just from the cold that still recovering from. I guess I could blog about that, but that would be the most boring blog ever. Maybe I could blog about hot firemen or other sexual fantasies but that will accomplish nothing more than make me horny. And getting horny while at work, well that's never a good thing. Unless you work as a prostitute, escort, stripper or exotic dancer. Ooh that reminds me I was supposed to plan a girl's night going to Chippendale's, can you believe one of my married friend's said that was too boring because all you can do is look. Can we say things that make you go hmmmm?
February 23, 2007
Stuck in a Moment
This afternoon while I was taking my frigid walk (ok it was more really really windy) along the water I reflected upon some things. Ooh I just made an extremely bad pun, even if it was totally accidently it still is really bad. Anyway I was observing the water and the color variations. I never noticed before, or more correctly I never really bothered to look, how the water color changes as it get deeper. In the front it's such a light blue that it appears clear on the surface. The water gets bluer, or darker more accurately I guess, the further out you go. If you look out far enough it's like a really dark, not quite midnight blue. Kinda like a color between a sky blue and a midnight blue. Anyway I'm definetly rambling too much about the color of the water. The point I think I'm trying to make is that the water gets darker in bands.
Since I'm a little pensive at times, maybe even too much at times. It made think about life and how it like the tide forms bands. It may not be as clear to see as with the tide. After all we don't change colors as we get older. Well at least most of us don't. In Michael Jackson's case it is slightly different, but it figures he would be different since he is a very unique individual. Let me not get too distracted, anyway for the most part each one of these bands lasts for about ten years. Generally speaking a person would gradually feel the changing effects of entering a new band about halfway through the band they are in.
My case is somewhat different then the average person because when I approached the middle of my band I was distracted by the newness of marriage. Unlike many of my friends I basically catapulted myself into my third band, without thinking of the consequences. I didn't think about how important it is in your twenties to spend time trully getting yourself before committing yourself to another person. Let's just say a couple of months before my 28th birthday it hit me like a brick that I didn't do that. I guess almost drowning can have that effect on a person. When they say your life flashes before your eyes, they aren't kidding.
Afterwards let's just say what they call the "quarter crisis" suddenly hit. Let's just say I was about as figuratively lost as when I was drowning at that point. So needless to say after my ex and I went splitsville, I went right back mentally and emotionally to where I was before I met him. I don't know why I just did, maybe I just needed to act 21 again. Let's just say after about a year I have a clearer head about it. And as I approach my third band, still a little over 6 months away thank god, it feels like I'm like one of those cartoon characters that's chased over a cliff and is dangling midair. The only difference is I know I'm jumping to the other side.
Since I'm a little pensive at times, maybe even too much at times. It made think about life and how it like the tide forms bands. It may not be as clear to see as with the tide. After all we don't change colors as we get older. Well at least most of us don't. In Michael Jackson's case it is slightly different, but it figures he would be different since he is a very unique individual. Let me not get too distracted, anyway for the most part each one of these bands lasts for about ten years. Generally speaking a person would gradually feel the changing effects of entering a new band about halfway through the band they are in.
My case is somewhat different then the average person because when I approached the middle of my band I was distracted by the newness of marriage. Unlike many of my friends I basically catapulted myself into my third band, without thinking of the consequences. I didn't think about how important it is in your twenties to spend time trully getting yourself before committing yourself to another person. Let's just say a couple of months before my 28th birthday it hit me like a brick that I didn't do that. I guess almost drowning can have that effect on a person. When they say your life flashes before your eyes, they aren't kidding.
Afterwards let's just say what they call the "quarter crisis" suddenly hit. Let's just say I was about as figuratively lost as when I was drowning at that point. So needless to say after my ex and I went splitsville, I went right back mentally and emotionally to where I was before I met him. I don't know why I just did, maybe I just needed to act 21 again. Let's just say after about a year I have a clearer head about it. And as I approach my third band, still a little over 6 months away thank god, it feels like I'm like one of those cartoon characters that's chased over a cliff and is dangling midair. The only difference is I know I'm jumping to the other side.
Every Picture Tells a Story
Today is another one of those days where I can't figure out what to blog about. To be honest I could barely make a decision about what color to write my blog in. For some reason I've been very indecisive today. So needless to say coming up with a topic for today's blog has become rather difficult. I know I could choose not to write a blog today, but writing blogs has become a great way to kill time at work. I know I could work, but it's much more fun to get paid to do something other than work. I could do other things on the internet.
But for some funny reason I find blogging the most entertaining. I don't get it I never was very good at writing my thoughts down in a journal. I haven't maintained one a regular basis since high school where I had to write one for SPARK peer counseling. At first I hated writing in it, but eventually in grew on me and I would write 30 or 40 pages at a time. He would write comments back and at first it was a little weird, but after awhile I grew to really like. I would write about everything that was going on in my life. Everything that happens when you are 16 and 17 seems so dramatic. Looking back I guess I enjoyed his feedback because he was one of the few "adults" that didn't belittle the everyday stupid melodramas of being a teenager. When I was in college one time when I was cleaning my room I accidently threw it away and I was devasted. I remember tearing apart my room trying to find it after I realized that I misplaced it. Looking back it was pretty silly, but I was like 20 and I guess I just didn't realize how superficial something like that was in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I was just afraid that was the best way to preserve my memories of that time in my life. I guess so I wouldn't forget how things were going around in my head at that time.
But for some funny reason I find blogging the most entertaining. I don't get it I never was very good at writing my thoughts down in a journal. I haven't maintained one a regular basis since high school where I had to write one for SPARK peer counseling. At first I hated writing in it, but eventually in grew on me and I would write 30 or 40 pages at a time. He would write comments back and at first it was a little weird, but after awhile I grew to really like. I would write about everything that was going on in my life. Everything that happens when you are 16 and 17 seems so dramatic. Looking back I guess I enjoyed his feedback because he was one of the few "adults" that didn't belittle the everyday stupid melodramas of being a teenager. When I was in college one time when I was cleaning my room I accidently threw it away and I was devasted. I remember tearing apart my room trying to find it after I realized that I misplaced it. Looking back it was pretty silly, but I was like 20 and I guess I just didn't realize how superficial something like that was in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I was just afraid that was the best way to preserve my memories of that time in my life. I guess so I wouldn't forget how things were going around in my head at that time.
February 22, 2007
Why not give it another twirl
Disclaimer: I just realized that yesterday the title of my blog should have been play it again Sam and not Freddie. I don't know where the hell I got Freddie from. I am always mixing up my idioms. So I figured I would play the game again. I didn't feel re-writing the title because it was too similar. I know I can be very silly and stupid sometimes.
tee deee wee ummm ohhh way. I find this song so amusing. In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. weee ohhh way. I know what's with me liking the songs with the funny noises. What can I say I'm weird. I'm sorry but nobody who writes blogs in hot pink making fun of songs is normal.
Bell Bottom Blues you make cry, I don't want to lose this feeling. If I could choose a place to die it would be in your arms. This guy is so sad, do you want to her you beg me to take you back. You won't find a better loser. Oh god this poor, she burned him bad. No wonder Clapton turned to heroin. I wonder if this another song about George Harrison's wife or if this is song is about another chick. I think someone needs to shoot this guy and put him out of his misery. I wonder if turned to drugs because his friends didn't take him to a strip club after she dumped him.
In my eyes, indisposed, in disguises no one knows, the sun my disgrace, call my name, I hear you scream again. Ok this dude suffers some depression or something. Thinking back there's probably a reason there were so many angry teenagers in the 90's. Listen to the music we listening to, how could that crap not make you fucking angry. I think it was the screechy tones that they sang in that was the funniest. I used to love when Adam Sandler would make fun of Eddie Vedder. I thought that was hysterically funny. Black Hole Sun, Won't you come, Won't you come? And wash away the rain.
You, it's for you only you for you ok he just sang a whole bunch of stuff and I can't figure out what the hell he said. Oh god I sound like my grandmother, why can't you listen to music where you can understand the words. That's very scary. I cry for you as I die for you. I tell you now how I feel inside. Blood on my hands is for you. See here's the difference between male rockers in the 80's and the 90's. In the 80's they would get drunk and go screw groupies. Then they would write happy songs about the girl they just screwed. It's a little thing called rebound. In the 90's they would do drugs and write very angry lyrics about the girl that just screwed them over. What difference a decade makes, huh?
whoo hoo whoo hoo whoo hoo I got my head checked, it wasn't easy, whoo hoo. Is it just me or is whoo hoo the best part of the song. I'm so bad. whoo hoo. whoo hoo.
it's getting near dark where lights turn their tired eyes. What the fuck does that mean I've been waiting so long to get where I'm going in the sunshine of my. I'm with you my love. Hmm I think when he wrote this song he took a break from heroin and was tripping on acid.
Give me a light give a sign? what will I find, show me where to look, what will I find. yeah yeah whoa Had to light your light shine down? hmmm is he in love or did someone wake him up from a drug induced stupor with a flashlight. Teach me where to go will love be there. Yeah it's definetly the flashlight. hee hee hee
tee deee wee ummm ohhh way. I find this song so amusing. In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. weee ohhh way. I know what's with me liking the songs with the funny noises. What can I say I'm weird. I'm sorry but nobody who writes blogs in hot pink making fun of songs is normal.
Bell Bottom Blues you make cry, I don't want to lose this feeling. If I could choose a place to die it would be in your arms. This guy is so sad, do you want to her you beg me to take you back. You won't find a better loser. Oh god this poor, she burned him bad. No wonder Clapton turned to heroin. I wonder if this another song about George Harrison's wife or if this is song is about another chick. I think someone needs to shoot this guy and put him out of his misery. I wonder if turned to drugs because his friends didn't take him to a strip club after she dumped him.
In my eyes, indisposed, in disguises no one knows, the sun my disgrace, call my name, I hear you scream again. Ok this dude suffers some depression or something. Thinking back there's probably a reason there were so many angry teenagers in the 90's. Listen to the music we listening to, how could that crap not make you fucking angry. I think it was the screechy tones that they sang in that was the funniest. I used to love when Adam Sandler would make fun of Eddie Vedder. I thought that was hysterically funny. Black Hole Sun, Won't you come, Won't you come? And wash away the rain.
You, it's for you only you for you ok he just sang a whole bunch of stuff and I can't figure out what the hell he said. Oh god I sound like my grandmother, why can't you listen to music where you can understand the words. That's very scary. I cry for you as I die for you. I tell you now how I feel inside. Blood on my hands is for you. See here's the difference between male rockers in the 80's and the 90's. In the 80's they would get drunk and go screw groupies. Then they would write happy songs about the girl they just screwed. It's a little thing called rebound. In the 90's they would do drugs and write very angry lyrics about the girl that just screwed them over. What difference a decade makes, huh?
whoo hoo whoo hoo whoo hoo I got my head checked, it wasn't easy, whoo hoo. Is it just me or is whoo hoo the best part of the song. I'm so bad. whoo hoo. whoo hoo.
it's getting near dark where lights turn their tired eyes. What the fuck does that mean I've been waiting so long to get where I'm going in the sunshine of my. I'm with you my love. Hmm I think when he wrote this song he took a break from heroin and was tripping on acid.
Give me a light give a sign? what will I find, show me where to look, what will I find. yeah yeah whoa Had to light your light shine down? hmmm is he in love or did someone wake him up from a drug induced stupor with a flashlight. Teach me where to go will love be there. Yeah it's definetly the flashlight. hee hee hee
Oh What a View
Like always today during lunch I took my usual stroll along the water. It's the only nice thing about working this far out in Brooklyn. The campus really is very beautiful, I assume that's why the birds stay. Free private beachfront apartments don't come very easily, so that could also be why they stay.
Anyway today the tide was really far out today. I didn't think it was high tide because the tide is not usually that far out when I go to lunch. In fact there were very few spots where you could even see the sand. And the water had this murky green kinda color in some spots. Maybe it was because the water was so far out it was over the sand. Futher on down where there is no sand but just rocks the water was much bluer.
Since there were really no birds, I decided to walk down to the bay to enjoy the view from the other side for a change of pace. And then right there on the last bit of sand before the bay were my friends the swans. I can't quite explain why I like them so much, maybe I just do. Anyway there were three there. Two of them were napping. One of them was sleeping on one leg and with their head curled in it's feathers. It must be pretty cool to a yoga pose while sleeping. I know my balance isn't that good and I would most definetly fall flat on my ass. One of the other birds was cleaning it's feathers. He or she was scratching behind where their ears would be if they had ears with its foot and was cleaning the feathers on its back with it's beak. All I know is between their balance and their flexibility those birds must have heck of wild and hot sex life.
Anyway today the tide was really far out today. I didn't think it was high tide because the tide is not usually that far out when I go to lunch. In fact there were very few spots where you could even see the sand. And the water had this murky green kinda color in some spots. Maybe it was because the water was so far out it was over the sand. Futher on down where there is no sand but just rocks the water was much bluer.
Since there were really no birds, I decided to walk down to the bay to enjoy the view from the other side for a change of pace. And then right there on the last bit of sand before the bay were my friends the swans. I can't quite explain why I like them so much, maybe I just do. Anyway there were three there. Two of them were napping. One of them was sleeping on one leg and with their head curled in it's feathers. It must be pretty cool to a yoga pose while sleeping. I know my balance isn't that good and I would most definetly fall flat on my ass. One of the other birds was cleaning it's feathers. He or she was scratching behind where their ears would be if they had ears with its foot and was cleaning the feathers on its back with it's beak. All I know is between their balance and their flexibility those birds must have heck of wild and hot sex life.
February 21, 2007
Livin' on the Edge
So lately I've been doing some thinking about my ideal man list again. Recently I went on a couple of dates with a guy and he seemed to have a large number of the points on my list. But there was something there that just was not up to snuff, and I can't quite put my finger on it. And yes I did consider maybe that it could be just an issue of there not being enough chemistry. But it seemed as if it was more than just that. At the end of the day there was just something about him that just rubbed me the wrong way. I know what you are thinking that list is so fucking long already. I agree it is pretty long, but I think everyone should have a list that long, maybe there would be more people that were happy in their relationships. There probably would probably be a lot more single people in the world. But are all the people in relationships trully happy, or are a lot of them just settling because they don't want to be alone. I wonder if it's a biological need that causes so many people to settle. Do a lot of people settle because they feel the urge to reproduce? I never really put much thought in it before but could it be that mother nature has given us some sorta need to not be lonely because otherwise less people would reproduce. Maybe some people's unwillingness to settle just comes down to a simple case of stronger genetics. Actually I guess it would be weaker genetics, since in a biological sense one of main purposes of our lives is to keep the species going. This theory could explain a lot about our modern society. Hmmm I wonder if this has any merit?
February 20, 2007
Play it Again Freddie
Disclaimer: Yes I'm playing the song game again. Yes I know I must be bored. Hey I'm at work and it beats actually working. I know doing it with videos would be sweet but my computer at work won't play the videos. It would be a cool way to do the whole beavis and butthead thing. I guess I'll have to make do with just the lyrics. And yea sometimes I do skip songs, in fact a lot times I do. And yes they sometimes songs I actually like. Actually a lot of times they are songs that I do like.
An innocent man, I can't decide if he's really sweet or just in denial. For a long time I would have gone with the denial but now I'm starting to wonder. Though I'm sure how quick I would be to take relationship advice from Billy. Let's just he's had some issues in that department. I think his drunk driving record explains that, hee hee hee. I'm so bad.
My Sharona, you make my motor run. I guess we can say she gives him a hard-on. But I'd like to know who names their child sharona? I just love these parents that want to be creative and give their kids "cute" names. Do they give an thought to what happens on the playground? Do they say anything besides my sharona?
I see the bad moon rising, can we say someone has been drinking the whiskey from the bathtub. I don't mean to sound biased, but if you sing I can hear the voice to raise a ruin what to you expect people to think.
This song has such a long intro, I make my living on the evening news. Don Henley is right people do love their dirty laundry. Why are there so many people that get happy at other people's misery? Bubble headed bleach blond...that is so true about the news, they have these newscasters that say the most depressing news with the biggest grin. Kick them when they are down. Kick all them all around. One thing I must ask though what's with the phone ringing.
What day is it and what month this clock never seems so alive. I've been losing so much. There's you and me and all the other people. I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off you. I think he's got it bad. I'm tripping on words, you got my head spinning and I don't know where to go from here. Nothing to prove. I don't know it sounds to me this guy talks like he's trying to prove something to me. I wonder if he's trying to make it too hard. I can't keep my eyes off of you. It's kinda sweet in a sappy kinda way I guess. Not there's anything really wrong with sappy.
An innocent man, I can't decide if he's really sweet or just in denial. For a long time I would have gone with the denial but now I'm starting to wonder. Though I'm sure how quick I would be to take relationship advice from Billy. Let's just he's had some issues in that department. I think his drunk driving record explains that, hee hee hee. I'm so bad.
My Sharona, you make my motor run. I guess we can say she gives him a hard-on. But I'd like to know who names their child sharona? I just love these parents that want to be creative and give their kids "cute" names. Do they give an thought to what happens on the playground? Do they say anything besides my sharona?
I see the bad moon rising, can we say someone has been drinking the whiskey from the bathtub. I don't mean to sound biased, but if you sing I can hear the voice to raise a ruin what to you expect people to think.
This song has such a long intro, I make my living on the evening news. Don Henley is right people do love their dirty laundry. Why are there so many people that get happy at other people's misery? Bubble headed bleach blond...that is so true about the news, they have these newscasters that say the most depressing news with the biggest grin. Kick them when they are down. Kick all them all around. One thing I must ask though what's with the phone ringing.
Ok here's a song I don't know as well...Lovely you are always lovely. You were the one, now I'm stuck inside memory, you forgot about our destiny, didn't you love me faster than a devil. I think this dude got burned, just a little bit huh. By the way what does love faster than a devil mean? Doesn't sound like something good. I wonder if the devil is trully capable of love. Watch your eyes glaze over. He's pretty bad it sounds like his buddies haven't taken him to a strip club to cheer him up yet.
Cool stoned dudes. dada dada dada dada dada dada. Is it just me or can you not understand half of what he sings? Smoke in the water, fire in the skies. Burned down the gambling house. I think you have to be stoned for this to make any sense. One thing I love about these songs, is making fun of them. One of these days I should get stoned to see if they make more sense or if they are funnier. Maybe I should start with doing this drunk first considering I've never been stoned.
Hmmm I can't agree with the message in this song at all. Love the one you are with, what is the point in being with someone that you don't love. Maybe I'm idealistic, but what exactly would the point be. Don't be sad don't be crying there's a girl right next to you just waiting for you if you can't be with the one you love love the one your with. I'm sorry but how can you be happy with someone you don't love when there's someone else out there that you do? It seems a little crazy to me, ok more than a little crazy.
Ok here's a happy go lucky song. run into a chum with a bottle of rum, wound up drinking all night. If we couldn't laugh we'd all go insane. I've never heard truer words. For some reason Jimmy Buffet reminds me of Florida, boat shoes and tiki bars. Someday I'll have a big deck in my backyard with a huge tiki bar. And have lots of frozen drinks with little umbrellas. I guess I'll need a gym too to work off all those frozen drinks. I hate treadmills, maybe my place will be on the beach so I can jog along the water. I guess I'll have to learn to like jogging, then. Maybe the pretty view will inspire me.
da da da pretty woman walking down the street the kind of woman i'd like to meet. nobody could look as good as you. At least he knows how to compliment a woman, that's always good. I need you, I'll treat you right. be mine tonight. At least he's direct, this man says exactly what he wants. Can it be anymore wham bamn thank you?
what the hell is it with the intro i can't figure out what the hell he's trying to say. He may not have a clue, he may not have style but he makes it up in denial. the world needs one of me. give it to me baby, uhh, uhh, pretty fly for a white guy. His lily ass? that's a funny way to say he's white. Now what I find so funny about this song, aren't these dudes pretty white themselves. I remember when I saw them like 8 years ago they looked pretty white to me. Though I shouldn't talk myself. Hey at least I can poke fun at myself too.
You burden me with your questions. You say I talk enough but when I do i'm a fool. You are unbelievable. Yup sounds like she's a piece of work, actually she's a bitch. The things you say, you are unbelievable. When the song came out I said they were singing about me, mostly because I usually have my foot in my mouth, but now that I really listen to the words I see she is the queen of the ubber bitches. I'm so bad.What day is it and what month this clock never seems so alive. I've been losing so much. There's you and me and all the other people. I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off you. I think he's got it bad. I'm tripping on words, you got my head spinning and I don't know where to go from here. Nothing to prove. I don't know it sounds to me this guy talks like he's trying to prove something to me. I wonder if he's trying to make it too hard. I can't keep my eyes off of you. It's kinda sweet in a sappy kinda way I guess. Not there's anything really wrong with sappy.
Get Off My Cloud
Today was one of those days that I've been longing for what seems like forever. Yup you've guessed it the temperture cracked 40 degrees. I know that really doesn't sound that warm, but lately it's been damn fucking frigid cold. And when you work on a college campus that's right along the water it's not always pleasant.
Ever year there's always a day where I feel happy because I feel that Spring is coming soon. Today was one of those days. Usually I don't feel that way this early on, but maybe it's been because it's been so cold lately. Anyway, when I went to lunch it was nice to go for a walk outside along the pathway that follows the beach and not have be bundled up like a fucking eskimo. It was one of the first days that I could trully in enjoy the beautiful view for more than five or ten minutes without worrying about how much longer I can stay out before I lose a pinky toe. For the first time in like two weeks there was no icicles on top of the rocks along the water. Earlier today when I went out for my morning break even the swans were out. I love the swans there's something elegant and refined about them yet they still will get themselves dirty in the sand. It's like they are the best of both worlds. At lunchtime they weren't out along the beach, so I went to see if they were along the bay. I thought I saw one and climbed over the snow, but it turns out it was just a buoy. The bright side is that it made me go and appreciate the view on the other side where I never go.
Ever year there's always a day where I feel happy because I feel that Spring is coming soon. Today was one of those days. Usually I don't feel that way this early on, but maybe it's been because it's been so cold lately. Anyway, when I went to lunch it was nice to go for a walk outside along the pathway that follows the beach and not have be bundled up like a fucking eskimo. It was one of the first days that I could trully in enjoy the beautiful view for more than five or ten minutes without worrying about how much longer I can stay out before I lose a pinky toe. For the first time in like two weeks there was no icicles on top of the rocks along the water. Earlier today when I went out for my morning break even the swans were out. I love the swans there's something elegant and refined about them yet they still will get themselves dirty in the sand. It's like they are the best of both worlds. At lunchtime they weren't out along the beach, so I went to see if they were along the bay. I thought I saw one and climbed over the snow, but it turns out it was just a buoy. The bright side is that it made me go and appreciate the view on the other side where I never go.
February 15, 2007
My Sharona
Disclaimer: No silly the title has nothing to do with blog. Do the titles ever have anything do with the blog? Ok sometimes they do, but how could I write a blog that would relate to that unless I were to write about the song. Today I really just wanted confuse the shit out of my readers. Hee Hee Hee
Earlier today I decided to check out random blogs like I do on myspace. I quickly realized that I wasn't in Kansas anymore. Half of them weren't in english so I had no idea what they were about, but even the dude who was blogging about hoping to borrow his dad's fancy smachy car had a hotter looking blog then me. I could say that that it depresses but it really doesn't, after all this blog is just meant to occupy some of my time while I'm bored at work. Actually just trying to waste time doing anything but work.
There's nothing better than finding new ways to put off work, you know extending breaks and lunchs. Speaking of breaks, earlier when I was out on my break I decided to go out for a walk along the water. I was suddenly curious to see snow on the sand. You think all this time I've been working here I would have thought about it before, but whatever. Do you know there was very little snow on the sand. I thought that was weird. It couldn't have melted, it's way too cold today. Hmmm could it have washed away during high tide? Now I wish I would have thought to look during previous winters to have something to compare this phenomon to. I would have thought the water would have been too cold to wash it away, but maybe it just gets washed away. Speaking of cold water, i wonder if that was why the water was so blue today. The water was like a really dark midnight blue in spots and then a really light blue in other spots. It's pretty cool when the water changes color like that, you know in a chamelon kinda way.
Earlier today I decided to check out random blogs like I do on myspace. I quickly realized that I wasn't in Kansas anymore. Half of them weren't in english so I had no idea what they were about, but even the dude who was blogging about hoping to borrow his dad's fancy smachy car had a hotter looking blog then me. I could say that that it depresses but it really doesn't, after all this blog is just meant to occupy some of my time while I'm bored at work. Actually just trying to waste time doing anything but work.
There's nothing better than finding new ways to put off work, you know extending breaks and lunchs. Speaking of breaks, earlier when I was out on my break I decided to go out for a walk along the water. I was suddenly curious to see snow on the sand. You think all this time I've been working here I would have thought about it before, but whatever. Do you know there was very little snow on the sand. I thought that was weird. It couldn't have melted, it's way too cold today. Hmmm could it have washed away during high tide? Now I wish I would have thought to look during previous winters to have something to compare this phenomon to. I would have thought the water would have been too cold to wash it away, but maybe it just gets washed away. Speaking of cold water, i wonder if that was why the water was so blue today. The water was like a really dark midnight blue in spots and then a really light blue in other spots. It's pretty cool when the water changes color like that, you know in a chamelon kinda way.
February 14, 2007
Gimme All your Lovin'
I think for many people it's hard to not spend sometime reflecting upon the status of one's love life on Valentine's Day. Personally I've always thought it was silly to put so much emphasis on one day, if you trully love someone shouldn't you show them everyday. Don't get me wrong if you have someone special in your life I believe it should be celebrated. And to me keeping simple is best, a nice quiet evening at home. You know dinner, some chocolate and maybe champagne followed by a bubblebath for two and topped off with really great sex.
Now that I've gotten myself totally sidetracked and totally horny let me get back to the point of this blog. Hmmm where was I, oh yea I was talking about reflecting upon the status of my romantic life. This is the first Valentine's Day I'm totally single, well at least legally. I was single last year but let's face it I was walking around in a fog as thick as pea soup. So let's just say for simplicity sake this is the first Valentine's Day that I'll be single. And I'm happy to be single again, but not because I'm this enbittered woman that hates men and is totally obessed with independent woman thing. But because I now know I love myself enough to not settle and the next time I have a Valentine it will someone that is very special to me. Needless to say I don't believe the song is right when it says love the one you're with.
So you probably won't be surprised to hear that tonight I'll happily have a threesome with two of my favorite men Ben and Jerry. What I love about them is that they understand a woman will always put chocolate before a man, and in fact love that women do. They never complain when you put on a chick flick and will listen to their hearts content to all your "silly girl problems". Only problem with them is that tend to drip from time to time. Oh well I guess you just have to take the good with the bad.
Now that I've gotten myself totally sidetracked and totally horny let me get back to the point of this blog. Hmmm where was I, oh yea I was talking about reflecting upon the status of my romantic life. This is the first Valentine's Day I'm totally single, well at least legally. I was single last year but let's face it I was walking around in a fog as thick as pea soup. So let's just say for simplicity sake this is the first Valentine's Day that I'll be single. And I'm happy to be single again, but not because I'm this enbittered woman that hates men and is totally obessed with independent woman thing. But because I now know I love myself enough to not settle and the next time I have a Valentine it will someone that is very special to me. Needless to say I don't believe the song is right when it says love the one you're with.
So you probably won't be surprised to hear that tonight I'll happily have a threesome with two of my favorite men Ben and Jerry. What I love about them is that they understand a woman will always put chocolate before a man, and in fact love that women do. They never complain when you put on a chick flick and will listen to their hearts content to all your "silly girl problems". Only problem with them is that tend to drip from time to time. Oh well I guess you just have to take the good with the bad.
February 13, 2007
Caught Between the Moon And New York City
Don't ask me what the title means, I don't really understands what means either. It's a line from the theme song from Arthur which just came on my radio station. The line from the song always kinda struck me. So I decided to use it in my title for no particular reason. It's kinda funny I think I've heard the song a few times, I always thought it was a cool theme song for a movie; but I don't remember much from the movie. In fact all I remember is it had that dude with the funny looking hair in the movie, for some reason I remember him drinking a lot, and something about him rich. And the only part of that I'm really sure about is the dude that's in there. I think he died sometime in the last couple of years. What a shame, I don't remember anything about his movie or his acting acting abilities. All I remember is that he had a funny haircut.
I guess the reason the line struck me was because it talked about New York; usually anything that mentions New York strikes me. I know, I know I'm weird, I never remember telling you that I was normal. Maybe what struck me so much about that line is because there probably are a decent number of New Yorkers that have felt that way from time to time. I guess what's supposed mean is that your life has no direction. I think for many New Yorkers there are too many things going on and it's hard to choose a path in life. Let's face it many New Yorkers are constantly worrying about whether or not the grass is greener on the other side. And I think we worry too much about what other people are doing and keeping up with them. Don't get me wrong I love living in New York and couldn't imagine living anywhere else right now. I guess it's just part of the city never sleeps, we just can't sit still. I know I've always had trouble sitting still.
I guess the reason the line struck me was because it talked about New York; usually anything that mentions New York strikes me. I know, I know I'm weird, I never remember telling you that I was normal. Maybe what struck me so much about that line is because there probably are a decent number of New Yorkers that have felt that way from time to time. I guess what's supposed mean is that your life has no direction. I think for many New Yorkers there are too many things going on and it's hard to choose a path in life. Let's face it many New Yorkers are constantly worrying about whether or not the grass is greener on the other side. And I think we worry too much about what other people are doing and keeping up with them. Don't get me wrong I love living in New York and couldn't imagine living anywhere else right now. I guess it's just part of the city never sleeps, we just can't sit still. I know I've always had trouble sitting still.
February 9, 2007
Here we Go Again, the Song Game
Ok this blog I'll write no disclaimer in this blog but since I must be weird, (how else would you expect me to be) I'll change the font color and since it's a game I'll change with every song.
I Feel Free hmmm hmmm, ok do we say something else. Feel when I dance with you, we move like the sea, you are all I want to know. Ok this song is definetly from Clapton's heroin days. Ahhhh ahhh ahh I feel free. Are you free or is that that the drugs talking. Dance floor is like the sea, yup you are sober. Don't get me wrong I love Clapton, but the lyrics to this song make me laugh.
Oooh Oooh Oooh I don't have pleasant schemes, I don't have hopes and dreams. Axel, Axel, are you crying over another blonde, hee, hee,hee. I don't have happiness and I never will. I guess until the next tour, and the next set of groupies show up. Oh i'm so bad. I just can't picture Axel Rose in a committed relationship. Since I don't have you, here we go again. Axel Rose has the perfect moaning love sick voice.
Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin' You make me weak, I wanna die. That's a positive quality for love, you make me so weak i want to die. I say dude it's time to move on if the chick is tearing you part, and making you want to die. Nothing good can come from this relationship. I think it's time to get off the bus.
What I love about lynyrd Skynrd is that you can always tell when it's them. Did you know the name of the band came from one of their teachers, they just changed the spelling? Who the hell does that? By the way what's with this chick's name, Tuesday I can't imagine naming a kid Tuesday. That poor girl must have gotten tortured in school.
It seems like I'm always doing Steve Miller songs, oh well. Why would people call maurice? I'm a lover, a singer, a joker, a midnight toker. Gee I couldn't tell about that. Was it midnight when you wrote this song? I love your peaches, I'm gonna shake your tree? Does that have a double meaning that I'm just getting, and I usually get double meanings usually I'm the one saying them. oh well
Hmmm Mrs. Robinson, was it just me or was that movie bizarre? I do like Dustin Hoffman but that movie was just strange. I know I know it was the sixties, all that free love stuff. Call me a prude, but it's not cool to sleep with your daughter's boyfriend. How would you feel if your daughter slept with your boyfriend on the side? A little secret, ummm I would say that's a pretty secret to hide from kids. Could you imagine, I didn't want to tell you but when Daddy and I first started dating he slept with Grandma, not something you exactly go and tell everyone.
My eyes have seen the years, I have done all i've could to see the evil and the good? Have you really, I think that's a pretty big task to take on. Maybe it's just me. I've wondered thru this world. People go just where they will. It's later than it seems. That's always true, especially when you are having a good time.
dumm dumm dumm dumm dumm, well at least that how the beat sounds to me. But i'm tone deaf. Took a look around. Wait little girl in a hollywood bungalow. Now this guy is stoned. Can you imagine how much him and jimi henedrix must have bought in drugs in the sixities? L.A. woman it's only afternoon. Into your blues. It's funny I've never trully listened to these lyrics before. This guy is totally stoned. I see your hair is burning. Filled with fired, If they say I never loved you you know they are lying. hmmm should we believe him?
Wow this is a real 80's relic. Jesse is a friend, Something has changed, I wanna make her mine. I wish I had Jesse's girl. At least he's honest. I play along with the charade. He's holding her in his arms. This poor dude, now he needs to get stoned, or least really drunk. He's bud did him wrong. I'm a chick and I know it's not cool to steal a friend's girl.
I Feel Free hmmm hmmm, ok do we say something else. Feel when I dance with you, we move like the sea, you are all I want to know. Ok this song is definetly from Clapton's heroin days. Ahhhh ahhh ahh I feel free. Are you free or is that that the drugs talking. Dance floor is like the sea, yup you are sober. Don't get me wrong I love Clapton, but the lyrics to this song make me laugh.
Oooh Oooh Oooh I don't have pleasant schemes, I don't have hopes and dreams. Axel, Axel, are you crying over another blonde, hee, hee,hee. I don't have happiness and I never will. I guess until the next tour, and the next set of groupies show up. Oh i'm so bad. I just can't picture Axel Rose in a committed relationship. Since I don't have you, here we go again. Axel Rose has the perfect moaning love sick voice.
Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin' You make me weak, I wanna die. That's a positive quality for love, you make me so weak i want to die. I say dude it's time to move on if the chick is tearing you part, and making you want to die. Nothing good can come from this relationship. I think it's time to get off the bus.
What I love about lynyrd Skynrd is that you can always tell when it's them. Did you know the name of the band came from one of their teachers, they just changed the spelling? Who the hell does that? By the way what's with this chick's name, Tuesday I can't imagine naming a kid Tuesday. That poor girl must have gotten tortured in school.
It seems like I'm always doing Steve Miller songs, oh well. Why would people call maurice? I'm a lover, a singer, a joker, a midnight toker. Gee I couldn't tell about that. Was it midnight when you wrote this song? I love your peaches, I'm gonna shake your tree? Does that have a double meaning that I'm just getting, and I usually get double meanings usually I'm the one saying them. oh well
Hmmm Mrs. Robinson, was it just me or was that movie bizarre? I do like Dustin Hoffman but that movie was just strange. I know I know it was the sixties, all that free love stuff. Call me a prude, but it's not cool to sleep with your daughter's boyfriend. How would you feel if your daughter slept with your boyfriend on the side? A little secret, ummm I would say that's a pretty secret to hide from kids. Could you imagine, I didn't want to tell you but when Daddy and I first started dating he slept with Grandma, not something you exactly go and tell everyone.
My eyes have seen the years, I have done all i've could to see the evil and the good? Have you really, I think that's a pretty big task to take on. Maybe it's just me. I've wondered thru this world. People go just where they will. It's later than it seems. That's always true, especially when you are having a good time.
dumm dumm dumm dumm dumm, well at least that how the beat sounds to me. But i'm tone deaf. Took a look around. Wait little girl in a hollywood bungalow. Now this guy is stoned. Can you imagine how much him and jimi henedrix must have bought in drugs in the sixities? L.A. woman it's only afternoon. Into your blues. It's funny I've never trully listened to these lyrics before. This guy is totally stoned. I see your hair is burning. Filled with fired, If they say I never loved you you know they are lying. hmmm should we believe him?
Wow this is a real 80's relic. Jesse is a friend, Something has changed, I wanna make her mine. I wish I had Jesse's girl. At least he's honest. I play along with the charade. He's holding her in his arms. This poor dude, now he needs to get stoned, or least really drunk. He's bud did him wrong. I'm a chick and I know it's not cool to steal a friend's girl.
Where the Streets Have No Name
Disclaimer: I've just gotten to point now where ever blog has a disclaimer. In a way it's become like a title. Maybe it's kinda like a subtitle. Maybe sometime soon I'll write a blog without one.
Hmmm I'm really starting to run of subjects for these blogs. One of my friends was teasing me about how like Carrie from Sex and the City with all of my relationship related chatter on my blogs. How's that so bad? By the way, men tease us women about watching Sex and the City but many of them are worse. They say they watch it because us women make them watch it, but they are pretty into themselves. I was just talking to someone today, and he was telling me that if he dumped his woman he would do it on a post it note like Burger did on Sex on the City. Even he remembered the dude's name. Yeah you're only watching because your woman makes you.
Sometimes men really make me laugh. Like when I threw out the ex, he told me one of the things he would miss would be watching Sex and the City and eating Ben & Jerry's on the couch. It was like he was saying he couldn't do either of those things without a woman. First of all he was the one that got me started on the Ben & Jerry's, it was one of the best things I got out our relationship, Though I must say that it's much nicer eating the Ben & Jerry's without him. It's much nicer to eat the Ben & Jerry's without someone yelling at me that I'm dripping it all over the place. We were like Oscar and Felix. I'll give you one guess who Felix was, but at least on the show Felix cooked. God I've said this before and I'll say it again. Most women make the mistake of marrying their father, I made the mistake of marrying my mother. I guess I should be glad that it was a dude. Hee Hee Hee, he couldn't turn me lesbian right, when I told that joke he didn't laugh. Humph I don't get everyone else does.
I know I probably sound bitter about men, but I'm really not. Why would I hold a whole gender responsible for what happened with one person? I'll admit I still hold some anger towards him, it has been diminishing over time. I can predict the next question, do I blame him for everything that happened? No both us were to blame for ignoring our problems. But to be honest that's not why our marriage. In the end of day, we just wanted different things from life, and wanted very different things from marriage. Lets face it we were meant to be friends not lovers. In fact the one thing we did agree upon before he moved out is that we wanted to make sure our divorce went as smoothly as possible because we wanted to remain friends. And I'm sure one day we will be able to be just that, friends. What we were always meant to be.
Hmmm I'm really starting to run of subjects for these blogs. One of my friends was teasing me about how like Carrie from Sex and the City with all of my relationship related chatter on my blogs. How's that so bad? By the way, men tease us women about watching Sex and the City but many of them are worse. They say they watch it because us women make them watch it, but they are pretty into themselves. I was just talking to someone today, and he was telling me that if he dumped his woman he would do it on a post it note like Burger did on Sex on the City. Even he remembered the dude's name. Yeah you're only watching because your woman makes you.
Sometimes men really make me laugh. Like when I threw out the ex, he told me one of the things he would miss would be watching Sex and the City and eating Ben & Jerry's on the couch. It was like he was saying he couldn't do either of those things without a woman. First of all he was the one that got me started on the Ben & Jerry's, it was one of the best things I got out our relationship, Though I must say that it's much nicer eating the Ben & Jerry's without him. It's much nicer to eat the Ben & Jerry's without someone yelling at me that I'm dripping it all over the place. We were like Oscar and Felix. I'll give you one guess who Felix was, but at least on the show Felix cooked. God I've said this before and I'll say it again. Most women make the mistake of marrying their father, I made the mistake of marrying my mother. I guess I should be glad that it was a dude. Hee Hee Hee, he couldn't turn me lesbian right, when I told that joke he didn't laugh. Humph I don't get everyone else does.
I know I probably sound bitter about men, but I'm really not. Why would I hold a whole gender responsible for what happened with one person? I'll admit I still hold some anger towards him, it has been diminishing over time. I can predict the next question, do I blame him for everything that happened? No both us were to blame for ignoring our problems. But to be honest that's not why our marriage. In the end of day, we just wanted different things from life, and wanted very different things from marriage. Lets face it we were meant to be friends not lovers. In fact the one thing we did agree upon before he moved out is that we wanted to make sure our divorce went as smoothly as possible because we wanted to remain friends. And I'm sure one day we will be able to be just that, friends. What we were always meant to be.
February 6, 2007
Over the Rainbow
Disclaimer: Yesterday I used a Looney Toons reference so I felt like today I would use another childhood throwback .
Actually to be honest I didn't even think of it until after the song came on. I never knew before launchcast that Clapton did a version of the song. I guess you learn something new everyday. I guess like the looney toons blog I should write something related to the Wizard of Oz. Wow I haven't seen the Wizard of Oz in years. I remember when I was a little it was on every Thanksgiving, at least that's the day I remember it being on. I never really related to any of the characters in the movie, though people seem to think I should relate to the munchkins. Actually I can do a pretty impression of their version of welcome to munchkinland if you tickle me in the right spot. Usually that's how I would get annoying dudes to stop tickling me back in high school. Well at least for a few minutes.
There was something about about Dorothy that me feel like she should have been a blonde instead, it wasn't like there was something specific that made think she was really dumb. I think that there was something about her that reminded me of Alice from Wonderland. Now there was a dumb chick. I could never understand why she ate the mushroom. I never really thought about it before but there a decent number of simlarities between the Wizard of Oz and Alice and Wonderland. Both of them took a journey into a strange land and couldn't get home. Not to mention both them had to with those evil witches. For Dorothy it was the Wicked Witch of the West and Alice had to deal with the Queen of Hearts. Now that woman was a bitch, it would be quite a challenge to find a bigger bitch in a cartoon. In real life I actually have met a couple that could take the challenge easily. If you think about it that's quite an accomplishment. I wonder if my new year's resolution should have been to work on my scarcasm. Maybe I should, I like being scarcastic it couldn't hurt to be more right?
Actually to be honest I didn't even think of it until after the song came on. I never knew before launchcast that Clapton did a version of the song. I guess you learn something new everyday. I guess like the looney toons blog I should write something related to the Wizard of Oz. Wow I haven't seen the Wizard of Oz in years. I remember when I was a little it was on every Thanksgiving, at least that's the day I remember it being on. I never really related to any of the characters in the movie, though people seem to think I should relate to the munchkins. Actually I can do a pretty impression of their version of welcome to munchkinland if you tickle me in the right spot. Usually that's how I would get annoying dudes to stop tickling me back in high school. Well at least for a few minutes.
There was something about about Dorothy that me feel like she should have been a blonde instead, it wasn't like there was something specific that made think she was really dumb. I think that there was something about her that reminded me of Alice from Wonderland. Now there was a dumb chick. I could never understand why she ate the mushroom. I never really thought about it before but there a decent number of simlarities between the Wizard of Oz and Alice and Wonderland. Both of them took a journey into a strange land and couldn't get home. Not to mention both them had to with those evil witches. For Dorothy it was the Wicked Witch of the West and Alice had to deal with the Queen of Hearts. Now that woman was a bitch, it would be quite a challenge to find a bigger bitch in a cartoon. In real life I actually have met a couple that could take the challenge easily. If you think about it that's quite an accomplishment. I wonder if my new year's resolution should have been to work on my scarcasm. Maybe I should, I like being scarcastic it couldn't hurt to be more right?
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