White Rabbit...

Alright I never really listened to the song before I must warn you, so I might sound a little stupid here. But I never realized that the song was about Alice in Wonderland. I know what should expect after all the title of the song is the White Rabbit. But I must say, damn the people that wrote this song, they are pretty fucking stoned. I know, I know they are like what a bunch hippies, so should I really be surprised. But to be honest I never really listened to Jefferson Airplane before. Let's face it, why would I? I know you should judge a band by their name but who the fuck names their band Jefferson Airplane. And besides I hate to say it but if you think of all the bands with really stupid names, well they suck. Let me guess you want examples besides Jefferson Airplane. How about Audioslave? That's another retarded name, and boy do they blow ass. Alright I can sense that you want more. How about Salvia? Can we say another bad band. Fine I'll give one example, after all three times is a charm. Perhaps Hole is good example, I know Courtney Love did have a few fans but let's face it they were all bunch of stupid chicks. Probably the same idiots that think Paris Hilton is cool, and watched her reality TV show. I guess it could be worse, just imagine the dudes that have such little self-confidence to sleep with these women. Or they could be just desperate for ass, or really just don't care who they sleep with. And then they try to hide it. The good thing is that at least I have enough respect to not sleep with those dudes.

Anyway now that I've gotten completely sidetracked and the song is over. But let's look at some of these funny lyrics. I still don't get why launch cast got this song as a preference for me. Like just because you like classic rock, you automatically like every band that was at Woodstock or was around at the time. One pill makes you larger, one pill makes you smaller, yeah these dudes are sober. But don't worry the lyrics get even funnier. Not to mention almost all the lyrics have to with some sorta drug. Let's see if I can list them all in addition to all the funny lyrics. Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Has given you the call. But wait it gets even better. When the men on the chessboard Get up and tell you where to go And you've just had some kind of mushroom And your mind is moving low. Here comes the funniest part. Have fallen softly dead, And the White Knight is talking backwards And the Red Queen's "off with her head!" Remember what the dormouse said: "Feed your head. Feed your head. Feed your head" I'm sorry but this song is so funny. I wonder how much funnier it would be if I were drunk or stoned when I listened to it. I still can't believe they dedicated a whole song to Alice and Wonderland. I know, I know Yes wrote a song on chess and Led Zeppelin to the Lord of the Rings. But I guess that just seems different because after all this is fucking Alice and Wonderland. After all it's got more underground drug references than even fucking Scooby Doo. So just imagine how stoned you must be to sit there and write a song based on it. To be honest I'm not sure which is funnier that they wrote the song or the silly ass lyrics. Of course, I know it's funnier that I sat here and wasted my time writing this. But I'm sorry you shouldn't talk because you are sitting there and reading it. So I guess in the end I get the last laugh, or at least a chuckle.