What I Want...

Disclaimer: Here we go again... I know there could be better ways to spend time at work... But what can say the cat is away and the mouse will play... I've been told that I squeak like a mouse... I've even been told that I laugh like Minnie Mouse... I guess that's better than the time a guy tried to compliment me by telling me that I have a Kool-aid smile...

Let's start with a Othello... One time I had to watch it for school... Actually I didn't have to... It's just I found the book difficult to read... But the movie was really old and more painful then the book... I just kept falling asleep... I wound up having to read the book anyway... I guess that's karma for you... But I eventually did like the story... It really did have a good moral to it... That Iago was such a goddamn bastard... Hmmm there's a version from 1995... that was like a year after I hard that darn class... argh... Hmmm it has lawrence fishborne in it... Let's go with him... He's a really good actor... Wow I didn't know he was gonna be the voice of the silver surfer in the new fantastic four movie... That's hot... Let's pick that one...

Cool... I can't wait to see it when it comes out... The fire boy is so hot... Not to mention that darn silver dude they are gonna have in this movie... Alright let's go with the fire dude... Apparently his name is Chris Evans... Didn't realize that he was Casey's voice in the recent Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie... Let's go with that one... That was a pretty good movie... I just wish they used the theme song from the movie... Let's go with Kevin Smith... His movies are so funny...

Let's go with Clerks II that movie was so funny... I was laughing so hard from it... That donkey scene was just so funny... so unbelievably funny... Let's go with the guy that plays Jay... his name is apparently Jason Mewes... I didn't know that... Wow he looks so different in that pic then does in the movies... Let's go with Mallrats... That movie was so funny... At least the last time I saw it like ten years ago... I guess I just related to it... Let's go with Jason Lee because his character was the most obnixous... Wow I didn't know they were doing an alvin and the chipmunks movie... And he's in underdog... I think that's cool... A dog as a superhero... can you get much cooler...

Alright let's go with Dogma... Now that was another funny movie... With a really good cast... That movie made me laugh so hard... Maybe because it was so scarastic... And the plot was just so off the fucking wall... I'm sorry but jay and silent bob as prophets is scary... Of course George Carlin... Was hysterically funny in this movie... How could he not be... He was the funniest Priest ever... I'll go with the best choice of course... Chris Rock...

Let's go with Lethal Weapon 4... In my opinion of all the Lethal Weapon movies... It was the funniest... Come on between Joe Peschi and Chris Rock... Well there's not much that could be funnier... It's been ages since I've seen this movie... I guess I'll go with Joe Peshi...

Home Alone now that was so funny... I'm sorry but two burglers being tortured by a six or seven year old kid... Well that leads to some pretty funny hijinks... Alrights that's all for now... Until next time...